How far is it?

That's the question I hear the most. My answer: Two movies, a novel and an Ambien.

I've been flying to Asia since 1986, when I cleaned out my savings for a ticket to Hong Kong. I learned then that long flights are all about mind-set.

BA -- that's "Before Ambien" -- flights were two movies, two novels and a guidebook. Still, it was all about expectation and anticipation. I expect the flight to be long, but there's so much to look forward to!

Of course, heaven forbid that my three hour flight to New York stretch to five. Talk about getting crabby!

On this monster haul, I'll be drinking plenty of water, wiggling my toes and taking the occasion stroll around the plane. No alcohol for me, either. That's all advice from experts, but I've found it sound over time ... landing in an unfamiliar country with a hangover is NOT a good idea.

As for the "how far is it?": Here we go:

Miami to LA: 2341 miles, 5.25 hours
LA to Sydney: 75-9 miles, 14.35 hours
Total travel time including layover in L.A.: 22.35 hours

And yes, for those who keep asking: I fly last class. But I always order an aisle seat. Climbing over a stranger to get to the loo just isn't fun.